A lilttle something about me

I've been MIA since I can remember but now I am back! xD

RIINA 101

I am jobless. I screwed up my STPM.
I’ve should went to MMU for my foundation stupid. Now I might have to repeat my foundation year sigh. Fyi, I am not stupid. I did well in my SPM.
I whine to my friend everyday she’s sick of me already.
I am your typical emo girl just minus the heavy metal music part.
I am not smart, just the average girl.
I have a cool mum who goes for concerts, and spent 1k for VIP zone for Rain’s concert while I only get the free tickets she won from Clear shampoo.
Oh I am fat. I’ve lost 15 pounds since Jan/Dec and still counting the days I will have JLo’s figure. Thin Taiwan girls are way too underweight for me.
I’m single and fat people don’t date.
I swear a lot. Prohibited here. ;(
And oh, my dream is to marry a rich man, Japanese/Koreans. Then I can fly all my friends there for my wedding! Oh please God grant my only wish.

I want a guy who is....

I want a guy who is funny.

I want a guy who will always gets my jokes. The cold and silly ones.

I want a guy who opens the car door for me. LOL

I want a guy who understands me in every way and love it.

I want a guy who can sing. No high expectation it doesn't matter if he sings off key once in a while. (:

I want a guy who knows what he wants. Because I'm the frickled minded, undesicive person. ;(

I want a guy who will never get bored of me. And vice versa.

Most importantly, I want a guy who will still hold my hands when we're old. (:

p/s : I'm not in love with anyone. I WANT to be in love with someone. Heh

Listening to: Rain - This Is Love

How can you tell if you're a sexaholic?

Hello guys, I am back! Wtf. My STPM is exactly a month away WOOHOO! and I always write better things under pressure. Wtf. So so so......

Today we're going to see whether I am a sexaholic or not?
Hmmm.............

I am gonna make this real quick it's 2.18 am and I have school at 7. Har har.

The Top 10 Indications That You Are a Sexaholic.

Category: Symptoms/Signs of Problems, Conditions, Addictions, Behavior (BG9)

Originally Submitted on 10/17/96.

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1. You have sex with more than one person a month.

2. You masturbate frequently (3-25 times a week).

3. You turn sexual partners into objects instead of "making love" with them.

4. You have more than 10 XXX videos or magazines at home.

5. You have anonymous sex.

6. You "cruise," but may call it 'people watching....'

7. You have sex in dangerous places.

8. You continually pursue "great sex."

9. You think about and/or talk about sex a lot.

10. You think that you may be a sexaholic.

OKAYYYYYYYYYYY.....

1. I am still a virgin. But I have fantasies with various handsome guys wtf. So I consider it's a check wtf.
   
   
2. Cough. Checked. Who doesn't?!
   
   
3. Guilty. Yes. Bad experience with guys. Hmmmmm........ True love, not in my list.
   
   
4. Next! Checked wtf.
   
   
5. Ar..... Not yet. I do not wanna risk having STD either. A cross! Finally!
   
   
6. Checked. Voyeurism la. Wtf.
   
   
7. Oh, I have in mind a lot of places. You need a change once in a while rather than to be in the 4 walled room with a bed. Boring.
   
   
   
8. I would. Wtf. Sigh. *blames the guys wtf no offence*
   
   
9. Yes, I talk about it everyday. With my best friends. Dirty jokes, their experience, and we make fun of hentai voices. Wtf.
   
   
10. Tadaaaaa! Yes I think so! *guilty*
    
    

In a few years time, I fear I will be one. Hmmm.....
I think I've just replaced sex with love. =/
I do not even want to pursue love anymore. So in exchange, I'll pursue sex.
So unhealty right?!

Baby boy with an extra Penis, on his back

This little Chinese baby boy was born with an extra penis on his back. The condition is called fetus in fetu (FIF). The baby underwent three hours of surgery to remove the extra penis, and recovered fine. His proud father is a Li Jun (30), who is a farmer who lives in Hejian city in central China’s Henan province. The mother preferred to not have her name printed.

If it happen to you guys, would you keep it?

Well, you have twice as much fun?!

Click here to see the uncensored picture.

Takut mati

Dunno how true this is....should see for yourself....

Mr. Juseleeno, born in 1960(reportedly still alive in 2008), is a Brazilian who has made many predictions, and MOST have come to pass, including Princess Diana's death by car accident (which is instigated by someone near her and will probably unfortunately be written off as a car accident), 911 and the 2004 Indonesian tsunami. He sees the future in his dreams, and has an average of 3 to 9 such predictions per day. When he wakes up, he will write them down, and send warnings to those concerned.

If it concerns only a normal individual, he will write a letter to warn him/her.
If it is a famous person(celebrity, politician etc.), or matters concerning the public, he will not only send it to the individual himself/herself, but also related agencies, government, and media. He urged the media to publicise these predictions, but the reply always went along the lines of rejection for fear of arousing public panic.

Future predictions:

1) July 2008 :
There will be an earthquake in Japan, which will cause a tsunami of 30 plus metres high to occur as well.

2) 18th September 2008 :
An earthquake with magnitude of approximately 9.1 will rock China, simultaneously causing a tsunami of more than 30 metres to occur, resulting in the deaths of more than 1 million people.
Although this huge earthquake will happen after the Olympics have ended, there will be a series of relatively smaller earthquakes occurring in China before the huge earthquake. The China government, which is more concerned with the success of the Olympics, will most likely neglect to employ appropriate cautionary measures, thus the high casualty rate. If the China government does not publicise the occurrence of these minor earthquakes and evacuate people, the number of deaths will be as predicted.

3) 17th December 2008 : terrorist attack in America

4) 2010: The temperatures in some countries of Africa could be as high as 58 degrees Celsius, and there will be a serious shortage of water.

5) 15th June 2010 : The New York Stock Exchange market will fail, causing an international financial crisis.

6) 2011: The research on the treatment of some cancers will be completed, but a new life-threatening virus will appear. People who are infected will die after only approx. 4 hours of coming into contact with the virus.

7) 1st - 25th November 2013 :
Research on treatment of cancers, except for brain tumors, will be completed.
An earthquake, caused by volcanic eruptions, will happen on Bahama Island of the Canary Islands.
A gigantic tsunami of roughly 150 metres will result. America mainlands, Brazil etc.will be affected, with the tsunami pushing into the land as far as 15 to 20 kilometres. Before the occurrence of this gigantic tsunami, the
sea/ocean water levels will sink by about 6 metres, and large flocks of birds will start to migrate.

8) 2014: A small planet that has been gradually closing in on Earth might eventually collide with Earth, and this collision, if come to pass, will affect the survival of humans as a whole.

9) 2015: By the mid of November, the average temperature of Earth could be as high as 59 degrees Celsius. Many people will die from the overheat, and international confusion and terror ensues.

10) April 2016 :
A huge typhoon will invade China, causing massive damage.
The 43rd USA president, George Walker Bush, will enter the hospital, and faces a life or death situation.

11) July 2026 : A super earthquake will occur in San Francisco, and it will be named "The Big One". Huge damage to surrounding areas. Many volcanoes will re-activate, and the height of resulting tsunami will be more than 150 metres.

Mr. Juseleeno made known his predictions in hopes that people will take heed of his warnings, so that these disasters may be avoided. He hopes there will be a major change in the thinking of people's mindsets in the time period 2007 – 2008. One factor will be the environmental issue of global warming, which is more serious than what some meteorologists assume.

Source : Here.

I fucking hate wired bras!

I bet you girls out there wear wired bras, for support some for push up wtf.
Let me tell you, I was bending down just a minute ago to grab my pencil that dropped and the next thing I know I was screaming and tears came out.
The next thing I know is my skin is scratched! And bleeding a lil! (No pics of this will be included wtf)
So then I opened my shirt and there I go, cursing the god damned bra!


SEE THAT WIRE POKING OUT! %^*($%&*($%^&*(
T_________T
Oh Lord my dear skin in between. T_T
Then I got so fed up i took out the stupid bras that had wire poking out and potentially gonna hurt my breast in future!



BYE BYE CB BRAS! I AM GETTING NEW ONES SOON!
But no choice lor, I need the wired one. Damn heavy to carry and it feels like it's sagging and I blame gravity for that wtf.

When lust takes over

Been listening to Sohodolls - Stripper ever since I watched the Victor/Victrola episode form Gossip Girl.

So sexy! And I stripped, a really nice music to put on when you lap dance your guy.
I will try it one day. Lol!

Enjoy the video! HOT HOT HOT!
Burlesque is like so in right now. So seductive.

On every night,
The scratches, the bruises and the bites.
But i wanna touch,
And i wanna kiss,
And if you say no then i will persist,
With you tonight,
You'll make it right.
You know that you're wetting my appetite.

p/s : I love the strap across her boobs.

Cell Phone in a Microwave

Bunch of idiots wasting money.

Just a shout out!

Warning : Emo post ;__;

"Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me."

I waited for your email today, you didn't reply.
I don't know what you want, and I think I know you cannot give me what I want.
So, please stop lying to me and make it straight.

Pick me or leave me.

Why every guy should buy their girlfriend Wii Fit

This is why.



I was thinking.. what if GIRLS have their boyfriend playing Wii Fit, naked.
Errr.. I don't even wanna think about it already. Hah!

Vagina Dentata

Guys, what if you are making love to this lovely woman and when you reach climax and suddenly you hear this *munch munch* sound?
The next moment you know, your penis head is on the floor and the girl smirking at you.

Dotz dotz dotz.

I am talking about the movie "Teeth". I think everyone should watch it!
It's something new, not like your everyday horror movie.
Some may like it, some might not. (:
Well, I do! Heee hee hee.


Buy this dvd anywhere wtf, 100% won't be showing in Malaysia's Cinema!
See even the tag line is gay. Every rose has its thorns. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Watch it then I want feedback! If you're too lazy, spoilers here. (:

Warning! Spoilers ahead!!!


It's about this girl, Dawn, your typical American girl, conservative, pledging her virginity to only her husband to be.
But obviously things turn over, this guy, her crush, kinda like raped her when they go swimming, then her vagina just munch of the guy's penis la. You can actually see the penis bitten of and spit it out on the floor ok?! T__T
So then, somehow the guy panic and then jump off into the waters wtf. In the end he died.

Then anther came, but they had sex. Without munching off his wee wee.
If Dawn wants sex, she gets it. If she doesn't want it, her vajayjay will take care of it! $%^&*^
If only every potential rape victims have this kinda vagina.

And jeng jeng jeng, actually this girl has Vagina Dentata in her inner self!
Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. Various cultures have folk tales about women with toothed vaginas, frequently told as cautionary tales warning of the dangers of sex with strange women.

"Fuck! This bitch bit OFF MY WILLY!!!! $&*$(%^& "

It failed. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

No it didn't work after all. I give up n him.
Oh good luck for tomorrow.